Monthly Archives: June 2010

Carnivorious Huntus

Barackatarians: those who eschew meat for political reasons. Recognized by the Willy-burg beard or pierced lower lip Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

“Most Americans don’t even know that both parties are working together to steal from them . The democrats want to tell you how to spend your money, and the republicans want to tell you who you can have sex with. … Continue reading

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Upside Down, Part II

When my partner came home after the census worker experience he reamed me out. I should have immediately called the police and told them a strange whiny man had broken into the building and was calling himself a census worker, … Continue reading

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Upside Down

I was the victim of an assault the other day. It was a frightening experience that left me shaken. I had just finished luxuriating in my icy, occasionally-steamy, shower when I was jolted by the screech of the doorbell. Only … Continue reading

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West 81st Street Blues

(forgive the poem theme, just my mood…) I have a new roommate His name is Mr. Squeaks Every time I open a drawer You can hear my shrieks I’m the owner of this apt I should have my rights Instead … Continue reading

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Ode To a Lost Companion

It’s sad to lose a friend Continue reading

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Symbiosis

Ah…true love, it does exist! Continue reading

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